Instructions:  These questions are straightforward. Answer them. I'll post results when the responses stop coming in (which was after a year and a half in the case of Stupid Survey 3).

Your name, unless for some paranoid reason you wish to remain anonymous:

1.  If Meat Loaf were to change his name, what should that name be?
 Meat Ball
 Zucchini Bread
 Borsht
 Spam Loaf
 Doughnut Hole


2.  Analogy time!  Dan Aykroyd is to electromagnetism, as Steven Spielberg is to:
 mononucleosis
 incandescence
 antidisestablishmentarianism
 glass harmonica
 "Dulce Et Decorum Est" by Wilfred Owen


3.  Who would you most want to deliver the eulogy at your funeral?
 "Weird Al" Yankovic
 James Earle Jones
 William Shatner
 Jack Nicholson
 Bobcat Goldthwait


4.  Fill in the blanks:

_________ would provide a nice endorsement for __________.

 Kurt Cobain, the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention
 John Lennon, KEVLARŪ
 Helen Keller, the American Association of People Who Can See and Hear
 Sylvester Stallone, MENSA

5.  Who should be the King/Queen of Has-Been Land?  Corey Feldman  Art Garfunkel  Dionne Warwick  Tiffany

6.  Which of these humans would you most want to show up at your door to deliver a singing birthday telegram?  Corey Feldman  Art Garfunkel  Dionne Warwick  Tiffany

7.  Many celebrities have won political elections, from Ronald Reagan to Arnold Schwarzenegger. Who among the following would you like to one day see as President of the United States?
 Hulk Hogan
 Mr. T
 Emmanuel Lewis
 Howard Stern
 Dolly Parton