Results of
Stupid Survey 3:  The Wonderful World of Animation

I have been receiving entries for over a year; the grand total was over 50. Instead of putting the numbers of the responses by each response, I will summarize the data like a good lazy person should.



1.  The single funniest cartoon episode I remember seeing was an episode of:
The Winner:  The Simpsons
Honarable Mention:  South Park, Animaniacs
Most Interesting Response:  "I dunno"


Some good choices here. Word up to the one person who put "The Tick".




2.  The overall funniest cartoon series I've ever watched is:
The Winner:  The Simpsons
Honorable Mention:  South Park
Most Interesting Response:  Voltron



I'm not sure what I would pick between The Simpsons and South Park (I chose The Tick). I do know that after several seasons, The Simpsons lost some of its humor whereas South Park seems to have become funnier with each season.




3.  Favorite cartoon movies:
The Winner:  Lion King
Honorable Mention:  South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut; Beauty and the Beast; Transformers: The Movie
Most Interesting Response:  Lion King


The Lion King? You people kill me. I have never understood why The Lion King was so vastly popular. Yeah, it's good, but it's not that good. Beauty and the Beast was much better in my humble opinion. I haven't seen all the movies submitted but I'd like to; especially the Final Fantasy movie. I have never heard such diametrically opposed opinions on one movie. I've talked with the human who chose it for this survey, and I've talked with people who think it's just hideous. Those of you who have not seen Grave of the Fireflies need to see it. Incredibly powerful. If you cried when you watched Bambi, you'll have protracted tear ducts after watching this movie.




4.  If the fate of the world was hanging in the balace, who would you most want in charge of the "save-the-day" team?
The Winner:  Homer
Honorable Mention:  Superman
Most Interesting Response:  Ike


Homer Simpson, huh? God help us all......and who the hell is Ike??




5.  What cartoon, if viewed in Hell, would best serve to torture the damned?
The Winner:  Powerpuff Girls
Honorable Mention:  Pokemon
Most Interesting Response:  Powerpuff Girls


What the hell is wrong with you people? The Powerpuff Girls?
"Yeah, hello? Satan called; he wants his anger back."




6.  Give a polysyllabic word that rhymes with cartoon (only the last syllable need rhyme):
The Winner:  maroon
Honorable Mention:  platoon, baboon
Most Interesting Responses:  nartoon, fuck off


Nartoon sounds like an extra-terrestrial article of clothing.




7.  Which of these battles would you most like to see?
The Winner:  Itch & Scratchy vs. The Ambiguously Gay Duo
Honorable Mention:  Cartman vs. Charlie Brown


I, too, would like to see the Itchy & Scratchy fight.




8.  I had heard of the Galaxy Trio before this survey.
The Winner:  false
Honorable Mention:  true


Maybe two people had heard of the Galaxy Trio.




9.  Who, when speaking, would be most difficult to understand?
The Winner:  Bob Dylan on air
Honorable Mention:  Porky Pig on meth


I agree.